oblivious arthur

10 months ago on 21 Jul, 12 | 2 notes
tagged: #bless #BLESS YER NIPS #not gonna send it out tho #bcuz #.. #because this is not an email from 1999 #I am not on hotmail #plEASE #snED this to 10 ppl if u want to fart in their moUTH!!!*~*~*

Yes, Arthur. Torches do often relight themselves in closed caves.

10 months ago on 13 Jul, 12 | 110 notes
tagged: #the torch relighting is a sexual innuendo #sessual penis joke #his heart will go on #you know how it is with the sexual innuendos #submission #merlin #'s everglades #so moist y'all #the torch is a metaphor for merlin's boner for arthur

Submitted by mymelancholy.

10 months ago on 13 Jul, 12 | 166 notes
tagged: #hey arthur #do you ever feel like a plastic bag #like a plastic bag #et cetera #let's run away together mer- i mean gwen #we shall run off and live a romantic life as wife and farmhand and we shall work hard and relax and love each other #oh and merlin is coming along too #of course he is it is not a romantic farm fantasy without merlin #what do you mean gwen i am being completely reasonable #you meant to say that when you fantasize about steamy barn sex you don't imagine merlin involved #i don't think this is going to work gwen #i don't think this is going to work at all #submission #cause berber yer a ferwerk #yer dern ner her herd it #I actually don't know the lyrics #and typing them like that really doesn't help either #arthur just wants to sow the lands #fertile soils #planting his seed in merlin's moist pastures #etc #manly I say #MANLY #(wow what a reference to a thing only me and monica know about........) #cries about it #hold it hightops #merlin #'s moist pastures

Illustrated version of an ObliviousArthur :)

Submitted by barbitone, referring to this post.[x]

Unrelated, we may love you.

submitted by poisonbughasmoved

I was told to submit you this. Hope you like it!

submitted by simplywhotastic

11 months ago on 1 Jun, 12 | 28 notes
tagged: #merlin #and his 3 second rule #it makes me laugh okay and I'm not sorry #usually when things are creaking and merlin is in the room #it's because the bed is creaking #;) ;) ;) #so sessual y'all #so I am bumrushing the submissions we've had in the ask box since like january #it's pretty bad #but now that things are happening #you guys should submit stuff #and such #yes much good #submission

Submitted by: picaresque musings

poptartsinthetardis

"I'm only sad that I'm on my phone a lot so I can't read all the glorious tags."

11 months ago on 31 May, 12 | 5 notes
tagged: #bless

submitted by bookgeekette

mod note: please use capital letters & a black outline

11 months ago on 31 May, 12 | 22 notes
tagged: #merlin #wetness #you know that's right #I think arthur's just used to random men on floors #because he sets fire to the rain #I feel like in a modern setting #merlin and arthur would be the type of people who listen to adele religiously #merlin would be the weepy take pictures of himself whilst crying type #and arthur would be the yelling the lyrics in the car much to the chagrin of his passengers type #I forget what I was talking about #bye #submission

mushroomtale

"I'm so glad you guys are baaack! I could certainly use some oblivious Arthur on my dash these days. Keep them coming please! <333 Also, I'm crazy about your new theme! <3"

11 months ago on 31 May, 12 | 1 notes
tagged: #as long as everyone submits stuff I think we can have a good thing going y'all

submitted by ellerigby13

submitted by rechargeable-smile

11 months ago on 30 May, 12 | 288 notes
tagged: #merlin #'s cup of water #arthur just doesn't want to seem like a weak king #why would a king listen to his manservant lol amirite fellas #even though all of the knights love merlin #(re: want to rub butts with merlin) #(I'm looking at you gwaine) #maybe when arthur sees merlin he remembers a time where he could just have a princely cuddle with his manservant #and butt rubbin y'all #but they live in a reality where cuddling is meant for arthur and gwen #(sobs) #(even though we love gwen the story arc of their ~lovefest is so terrible UGH) #merlin + arthur 5evr #submission

ladyofpond

"THis blog is AMAYZING!! I have read each and ever Oblivious Arthur post and died laughing. You guys are brilliant, keep up the good work. :)"

11 months ago on 30 May, 12 | 3 notes
tagged: #space bros #man I have a lot of garrus feelings

submitted by rechargeable-smile