please read the submission guidelines and our about pageTumblr (3.0; @obliviousarthur)http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j0xnZ8QJ1qej6sxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j0v0Y1Oq1qztemi.gif"/></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/27713365591http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/27713365591Sat, 21 Jul 2012 16:00:59 -0400blessBLESS YER NIPSnot gonna send it out thobcuz..because this is not an email from 1999I am not on hotmailplEASEsnED this to 10 ppl if u want to fart in their moUTH!!!*~*~*<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59ax0vaqI1qej6sxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yes, Arthur. Torches do often relight themselves in closed caves.</p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/27156288923http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/27156288923Fri, 13 Jul 2012 19:45:59 -0400the torch relighting is a sexual innuendosessual penis jokehis heart will go onyou know how it is with the sexual innuendossubmissionmerlin's evergladesso moist y'allthe torch is a metaphor for merlin's boner for arthur<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w81gfsTB1qej6sxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Submitted by <a href="http://mymelancholy.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">mymelancholy</a>.</p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/27144191611http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/27144191611Fri, 13 Jul 2012 16:30:56 -0400hey arthurdo you ever feel like a plastic baglike a plastic baget ceteralet's run away together mer- i mean gwenwe shall run off and live a romantic life as wife and farmhand and we shall work hard and relax and love each otheroh and merlin is coming along tooof course he is it is not a romantic farm fantasy without merlinwhat do you mean gwen i am being completely reasonableyou meant to say that when you fantasize about steamy barn sex you don't imagine merlin involvedi don't think this is going to work gweni don't think this is going to work at allsubmissioncause berber yer a ferwerkyer dern ner her herd itI actually don't know the lyricsand typing them like that really doesn't help eitherarthur just wants to sow the landsfertile soilsplanting his seed in merlin's moist pasturesetcmanly I sayMANLY(wow what a reference to a thing only me and monica know about........)cries about ithold it hightopsmerlin's moist pastures<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72o209go81qej6sxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Illustrated version of an ObliviousArthur :)<br/><br/>Submitted by <a href="http://barbitone.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">barbitone</a>, referring to <a href="http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/1555838040" target="_blank">this post</a>.[<a href="http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/1555838040" target="_blank">x</a>]<br/><br/>Unrelated, we may love you. </p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/27132211794http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/27132211794Fri, 13 Jul 2012 13:06:23 -0400hey do you guysdo you guys remember?UNRELATED I AM DYINGbarbitonebless blessin a completely secular ironic wayblesserzow~*~*~*also this is some sweet ass fanarti like how merlin is mostly just glaring at the oblivious nature of one arthur pendragon instead of wanting to aid himdear diary today i was smug and arthur was a pratit was a perfect day just as always &amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt;333333333333333334but really thank youthis blog is pretty desolate right now and believe meit is not the fault of the followersshirley and i are just really terriblesosubmissioncries about it<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yteyYAW61qej6sxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://poisonbughasmoved.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">poisonbughasmoved</a></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24224583793http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24224583793Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:40:09 -0400merlin's booty never stops poppin'weoeoeoeoewthis is the last submissionsocarry on my wayward buttshave we all seen new girlbecause this reminds me of the episode where jess sees nick's penisand I feel like this was a similar situation(merlin is schmidt)this is where gwen is jessand she runs away with a scream laughand ruins arthur's lifeemotionallyidk what to talk about in the tags I am very tiredI am very buttsbutt rubbingk byesubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39xloHAyu1qej6sxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I was told to submit you this. Hope you like it!</p> <p>submitted by <a href="http://simplywhotastic.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">simplywhotastic</a></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24212188575http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24212188575Fri, 01 Jun 2012 16:31:00 -0400merlinand his 3 second ruleit makes me laugh okay and I'm not sorryusually when things are creaking and merlin is in the roomit's because the bed is creaking;) ;) ;)so sessual y'allso I am bumrushing the submissions we've had in the ask box since like januaryit's pretty badbut now that things are happeningyou guys should submit stuffand suchyes much goodsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08lukRufj1qej6sxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Submitted by: <a href="http://picaresquemusings.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">picaresque musings</a></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24202010958http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24202010958Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:15:00 -0400there is a level of meta that I can enjoythis passes it and turns it into awkwardly reachingsorrybut I meanhumour is subjectiveand we have the ~post everything unless it's super super offensive~so I meanthere will be people that find this one funnyI had pasta saladit was really nicemy thumb hurtscan everyone do me a favourand look up '3 second rule' on youtubeholy shit it is the greatest song/music video of all timeIT'S JUST MY 3 SECOND RUUUULEsobbingsubmissionmerlinand his 3 second rule<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4wlswVDmz1qztemi.gif"/></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24159190575http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24159190575Thu, 31 May 2012 19:39:41 -0400bless<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02p5gmrva1qej6sxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://bookgeekette.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">bookgeekette</a></p> <p>mod note: please use capital letters & a black outline</p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24146062127http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24146062127Thu, 31 May 2012 16:28:43 -0400merlinwetnessyou know that's rightI think arthur's just used to random men on floorsbecause he sets fire to the rainI feel like in a modern settingmerlin and arthur would be the type of people who listen to adele religiouslymerlin would be the weepy take pictures of himself whilst crying typeand arthur would be the yelling the lyrics in the car much to the chagrin of his passengers typeI forget what I was talking aboutbyesubmission<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uogbHU5k1qztemi.jpg"/></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24144434689http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24144434689Thu, 31 May 2012 16:05:22 -0400as long as everyone submits stuff I think we can have a good thing going y'all<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmsffG5iC1qej6sxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://ellerigby13.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">ellerigby13</a></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24135664116http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24135664116Thu, 31 May 2012 13:04:01 -0400well there was that one time the druid ghost kid was like WHOAOOAOOOO I'M A GHOST AVENGE ME OOOoOOOoHmerlinand his flooding rainone would think that both elyan and gwen would frump at arthurbecause his dad killed their dad~sorcery~as an unrelated tangent(as all my tag tangents usually are)I just had the mental image of merlinbeing sadset to adele's 'someone like you'NEVERMIND I'LL FINDSOMEONE LIKE YOUUUuuuuUUUUI WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUTWOOOOOOOoooOOODON'T FORGET ME I BEGI REMEMBER YOU SAAAIDSOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVEBUT SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEEAAAAD(yeah)submission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmqyhUWyz1qej6sxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://ellerigby13.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">ellerigby13</a></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24093526792http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24093526792Wed, 30 May 2012 19:38:40 -0400drunk wit luv 4 u boomerlinand his inescapable tsunamiso maybe arthur is just really sad all the timeso he drinksbut lbr for a seceveryone drinksbecause the water is a filthy mess of parasitic adventuressee: the afanclet's talk about gwaine's drinking problembar fights y'all~~~within that tangentlet's talk about eoin macken's instagrambecauseomg I can'tso sessualstupid sexy irish peoplethis is probably why arthur drinkshe is surrounded by attractive people(one of which is his half sister oh man)well thensubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzd1dfh8jQ1qej6sxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://rechargeable-smile.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">rechargeable-smile</a></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24080056724http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24080056724Wed, 30 May 2012 16:31:04 -0400merlin's cup of waterarthur just doesn't want to seem like a weak kingwhy would a king listen to his manservant lol amirite fellaseven though all of the knights love merlin(re: want to rub butts with merlin)(I'm looking at you gwaine)maybe when arthur sees merlin he remembers a time where he could just have a princely cuddle with his manservantand butt rubbin y'allbut they live in a reality where cuddling is meant for arthur and gwen(sobs)(even though we love gwen the story arc of their ~lovefest is so terrible UGH)merlin + arthur 5evrsubmission<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4un1b1UkA1qztemi.gif"/></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24074197501http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24074197501Wed, 30 May 2012 14:54:02 -0400space brosman I have a lot of garrus feelings<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzd1761yke1qej6sxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://rechargeable-smile.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">rechargeable-smile</a></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24069629945http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24069629945Wed, 30 May 2012 13:11:51 -0400merlinft wetnessso arthur never questions gaiusbecause he's always known that merlin was magicafter the sophia fiascolikecome on son!~anywayhe's always knownbut he turns a blind eye to it all because he knows thatmerlin is always trying to save his lifeor saving camelotor trying to kill morganauhhyeahand arthur is deeply inside merlinumin LOVE with merlin i meanand likecan't let big papa uther cut off merlin's headpartsbecause that would be detrimental to arthur's long plan of orgasms and butt rubbingsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxprpajsni1qej6sxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Submitted by <a href="http://picaresquemusings.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">picaresquemusings</a></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24043930674http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/24043930674Tue, 29 May 2012 23:38:30 -0400oh christ this is from januaryWHOOPSY TITTIESmerlin's incomprehensible level of moistureso here's the thing about arthurhe fits right into society's idea of ~man~and maybe he plays up to itbeing a brofighting evil by moonlightetcbut all he wants to do is cuddle merlin's dickI mean faceso maybe his show of machismo is directly proportional to how much he wants to put his princely (kingly) dong in merlin's magical welland were that this were a cliche fanfictionmerlin would be a fey little thingwith dainty wrists and shitswooning at arthur being a big ol buttthey should rub buttsuhsubmission<p>hey, kids.</p> <p>monica and I have been relatively swamped with essays/exams/art projects/general apathy for the last little while so some of the submissions we&#8217;ve received have been hanging out in the ask box.</p> <p>we will get to those.</p> <p>eventually.</p> <p>feel free to lob in any new submissions or other thoughts/comments.</p> <p>also there&#8217;s a little nugget on our main page you may or may not enjoy.</p> <p>cheers.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2edoadXco1qztemi.gif"/></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/21004809648http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/21004809648Thu, 12 Apr 2012 23:00:33 -0400things no one will read<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08gciwfq91qej6sxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://thecrazyfreakfangirling.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">thecrazyfreakfangirling</a></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/19349913008http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/19349913008Thu, 15 Mar 2012 13:38:05 -0400okay lbr by 'court jester' arthur really means 'royal concubine'merlinMERLIN DANCES WITH LAKESbecause I think arthur can't really handle sharing merlin with the rest of the courteven if he is ~lolarious~so he's all nah b nahlet's get busy whizzy fo' shizzyto be honest I don't really know what I'm doing in the tags soumidk I started with science and soggy cookiesoroyal concubines are logically the next step.......mostly arthur just wants to cuddle merlin until they are bothcuddled to deathand by death I mean boners..super bonerssupreme-o bonersooooooOoooOoookaysubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08m5taROT1qej6sxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Submitted by: <a href="http://picaresquemusings.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">picaresquemusings</a></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/19315054749http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/19315054749Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:48:06 -0400merlinthe camel of camelotwish I had a merlin in any capacitymostly for cuddles and sweet man kissesand other man man thingslike man man chainmailand man man pantieswhoa oh oh whoa ohand his chinny chin chinokay I don't know why me and monica keep referencing things that legit no one else understandsfor some context: monica and I sometimes are in a bandaptly named MER SHERmostly we emulate t-pain and make like autotune and WEOooOOoooOEEOoooOOso to be honest none of you actually have to read these specific tagsunless you really want to.. ;)yeah this is monicasometimes we make reference to things in tags that make no real coherent sensebecause they came out of our mouths whilst we were playing with autotuneseriously we have a christmas album and everythingcheck out our new upcoming album: pisserzow! the musicalyou know that's rightsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzg85mVXHM1qej6sxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Seriously, how could someone <strong>not hear </strong>that crossbow?</p> <p>submitted by <a href="http://kitthegirl.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">kitthegirl</a><span> </span></p>http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/19303720322http://obliviousarthur.tumblr.com/post/19303720322Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:31:05 -0400merlinnever ending waterfallokay so I assume that arthur has very specific selective hearingso when merlin says 'arthur please what the fuck are you doing just let me take a nap for a few hours'arthur actually only hears 'arthur please fuck me for a few hours'so a bit of rushing wind is no cause for concernhe probably only heard a faint smack as the arrow hit the bedpost or whateverand thought it was merlin dropping trouand he was allEBONY AND IVORYLIVING TOGETHER IN PERFECT HARMONYumsubmission