oblivious arthur

oblivious arthur

submitted by secretninjagirl421

submitted by secretninjagirl421

1 year ago on 9 Dec, 11 | 207 notes
tagged: #merlin #'s wetness #the lad is merely overjoyed that merlin's still alive #who needs swords when you have abuff king fella tripping over his own shit to protect your huge ears #abuff #as though it were one word #fuckin whatever #we all know arthur knows why merlin survives half the shit he does #cause he's a magical princess #a princess for christmas #as it were #submission

submitted by le-captain

submitted by le-captain

1 year ago on 29 Nov, 11 | 74 notes
tagged: #I don't know and/or remember what this is referencing #give us a hint eh #eh #I'm sure arthur will bury his seed deeply in merlin's fertile soils #as it were #swiftly on his feetskis #shooting his load into a sky full of dicks #where am I #well shirley is just getting cruder and druder #the crude oil of all mods #i seriously have no idea what this is referencing #arthur talking to gwen about living off of the land and leaving his kingness #bringing merlin along to do all of the work #they buy a small plot of land and make do with what they have #arthur gives fencing lessons to the boys in the village #and merlin becomes really good at raising veg #so they sell it in the village but they have it at home all of the time #and merlin won't kill or skin rabbits but arthur will #and though he makes fun of merlin he loves him for his inability to kill them #and they live the rest of their days in a modest cottage with a modest life #together #oh man what is happening #submission

submitted by minorthalia

submitted by minorthalia

submitted by someone with an email who goes by ~MERRRRRRRRLLIIIIIIN~ or something idk~~~

submitted by someone with an email who goes by ~MERRRRRRRRLLIIIIIIN~ or something idk~~~

1 year ago on 10 Nov, 11 | 429 notes
tagged: #jiggle for joy #jiggly bouncy #as arthur tried to cup his manhood in his hands #gwen clearly has gotten a full sight of the goods #of the family jewels as it were #and now she's a straight up gold digger #as it were #i like how this is arthur's immediate response too -AUHH NOT MERLIN #his homo erectus just completely ruined for the day #homo erectus will never not be funny and this is coming from a srs bsns anthro student #also homo erectus is awesome and HEY WHERE WERE WE #the tango merlin #remember that one time gwen x merlin was hinted at in s1 #yeah me either #submission

Submitted by pigcatcom

Submitted by pigcatcom

Submitted by kyrakoala

Submitted by kyrakoala

1 year ago on 3 Nov, 11 | 23 notes
tagged: #oh no he has been poisoned you know what that means #if you know what i mean #now someone has to suck out the poison #if you know what i mean #merlin #[insert morgana smirking here] #and by the way the whole sucking poison out of a wound is not medically accurate but back to the IMPORTANT POINT #merlin if you don't do this i shall surely die #and merlin would do anything to please his sire #his master #as it were #and he overwhelms arthur with his sheer wetness #i mean bravery #but flushing out the poison with his wetness #and his penis #submission

submitted by sweetkilljoys

submitted by sweetkilljoys

submitted by midenianscholar

submitted by midenianscholar

submitted by midenianscholar

submitted by midenianscholar

Submitted by pink-nor-pale

Submitted by pink-nor-pale

1 year ago on 2 Nov, 11 | 28 notes
tagged: #this feels like a masturbation joke #oh sir oswald #use your sword hand #slay the dragon #polish your sword #sharpen your longblade #tickle your fancy #practice your fencing #your penis fencing #as it were #fencing with one's penis #as it were #merlin #submission

Submitted by rollwithitall

Submitted by rollwithitall

submitted by happiusagi

submitted by happiusagi

submitted by happiusagi

submitted by happiusagi

1 year ago on 17 Oct, 11 | 175 notes
tagged: #merlin #'s wetness #like I said #merlin was off tickling the crotch beard #as it were #I like to think that arthur had always known merlin was magic #he recognized those eyes immediately #it's not like arthur doesn't stare deep into them every time they talk #it's not like arthur doesn't stare longingly at merlin all the time #he's just waiting for merlin to fully trust him enough #to tell him the truth #and then I will pretend that the last episode didn't completely shatter the part where arthur doesn't hate magic #or whatever #he was probably just destroyed that his father was actually dead #we all say rash things when we're emotional #RIGHT GUYS #I mean #later that night #when arthur became king #when he was getting ready for bed #he probably said 'I'm sorry' to merlin #and merlin would be confused #and then arthur would kiss him #and now I am ending this tangent #because #I cannot hold all these feels #I cannae #submission